Chapter 15, I've always wondered...

Have you ever had certain questions that are just so... stupid?
But I've been told that there's no such thing as a stupid question.
Oh well, here goes nothing

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I've always wondered...
When I go to the cinema, which side of the cupholder is mine?
What about the armrest?

I've always wondered...
Why are the numbers on a telephone and a calculator reversed?

I've always wondered...
There is this saying “if all is not lost”
It makes no sense.
If all is not lost, then where the hell is it?

I've always wondered...
Heard of this rhyme before?

Beans beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you eat, the better you feel
So eat your bean for every meal.

Okay I understand that beans are good for the digestive system and all
But aren't beans vegetables?

I've always wondered...
If a crop circle is the shape of a triangle or a square,
Is it still called crop circle?

I've always wondered...
Why does everyone sound American when they sing in English?
Brits, Scots, Aussies..
But when an Indonesian sings, they sound like they're from Siam.
lol watch this

I've always wondered...
How do you handcuff someone who's only got one hand?
Would they like.. handcuff his ankles instead?

I've always wondered...
I've never heard someone who's actually SEEN people putting up a billboard
Tau2, eh! Iklan baru!

I've always wondered...
Why are there holes in those jacob's crackers?

And lastly, I've always wondered...
Up until today..
Why, on earth, do Superheros wear their undies on the outside?
It makes peeing that much harder.
Do they still wear undies inside the costume?