Chapter 18, let's be suggestive, shall we? ;)

Behind every great woman, there's a guy looking..
at her ass.

Don't do it in the garden, in the pool,
or even in the back seat of a car.
Love might be blind,
but people aren't.

Speaking of backseats.. be careful.
Kids + back seat = accidents
Accidents + back seats = kids
kids you didn't plan having
geddit?

Men can fake relationships & marriages
Women can do the same
If there's one thing that men can't fake
it's orgasms :P

Love is not just a mental disorder..
It might also be a sexually transmitted disease.

I shall end this post with one of my favourite quotes..

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure,
I make mistakes, I'm outta control,
and at times, a little hard to handle,
but if you can't handle me at my worst,

Then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

~ Marilyn Monroe

Chapter 17, Auntie Fofo

Yeap! The title of this post says it all. Fofo sudah jadi Auntie.
Please, don't call me 'makcik'. Sungguh tak glamour.
World, meet Tara Dania.
Picture was taken the day she was born, 12th Oct '09.

Yeah she's very bulat. And she smells like a baby :P
She doesn't do much. She just sleeps and breastfeeds...
She can wiggle2 a bit.
She'd open her eyes,
and then give me this.. what-are-you-looking-at punya face
And she poops too.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
She can do all that while being cute.
I can't wait to picit2 her pipi till she cries :)

So yeah, that's about it.
My life is boring.
I don't have people staring at me 24/7 thinking I'm God's greatest gift.
Not like Tara. People look at her and go "aaww~"
I don't get an "aaww~". I get "weeeiiii~"
Or "wooooiiiiii" :P
Hahaha. Dearest Tara, you'll have a wonderful life ahead of you.
I'll be home more often.
Nak kena jadi 'Auntie yang berhemah & bertauliah'
Hahahahahahahaha
Toodles!