Chapter 14, it's finally here!

HARRY POTTER IS COMING! TOMORROW!
I'm so excited I might just wet my pants
Yeah I'm a fanatic. Screw you
TWILIGHT, eat shit
You'll never be as big as Harry Potter :)

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There was a mosquito flying near my ear.
I got too excited about killing it
I would've been thoroughly satisfied
If only the mosquito had died
"-_-

Their sound is annoying
Annoying, like the itch they give you
I'll kill you some other time
Not now cuz I have a test later at 9

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Sorry I got bored and I was feeling 'artistic'
The irony of the mosquito's survival boggles my mind
Okay gotta run.
I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight.

Chapter 13, work stories

I used to work at a credit service company.
Everyday I call customers and ask them to pay their installments
for their TV and all that shit
Same old shit, every single day.
I don't know how those people can stand working there for years.
Pay was not bad la for a high school grad.
TAPI BOSAN MACAM NAK MATI
I couldn't handle it.

We had a Japanese boss. He's very punctual and anal about time.
He walks really fast.. like he's got something stuck up his ass.
Strict and stern as hell. Like I said, ASS
Toilet break was limited to 5 minutes.
Mine turned into a 20-minute smoking/eating/sleeping break.
Macam sial.
I quit after 2 months.

I came across this really.. stupid.. foolish.. tak pergi skolah punya customer.
She's like the... makcik datin yang suka pakai gelang byk2 punya type
Who can't really speak english.
But desperately wants to be glamorous.

Here's how the conversation went...

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Me: A**N credit service. Farhana speaking. How may I help you?

Caller: Ah. Yes cik Farhana. Can I go to customer service?

Me: Excuse me? Are you asking about our HQ location?

Caller: Eh noooo.. Customer service lah. Can I talk to them?

Me: Uhh.. miss, all of us here are working under customer service. Can you be more specific?

Caller: Oh, wait eehh. I go check

*Background voice*
"Yaaaaaang! Apa nak ckp niii? Customer service apa eh?"
*Man's voice mumbling something*

Caller: Yes, Can direct me to customer service DEPARTMENT, please.

Me: Okay, no problem. Which department are you referring to?

Caller: The one who talk with the customer laa..

Me: "-_-

*I hung up the phone*

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Adoooiiii! Stress!
Woooooooiiii!!!!
CUSTOMER SERVICE MANA YANG TAK CKP DGN CUSTOMER?!

I swear I did not have the patience for that kind of.. intelligence.

Or should I say.. Lack of intelligence.

Chapter 12, let's get it on!

This is by far the cutest, funniest condom commercial I have ever seen.
by Durex

Enjoy :)

Chapter 11, bleeding advertising

I wish people would stop questioning Megan Fox's gender.
It doesn't matter if she's a dude or a chick
Or a dude with prominent feminine features
Of if she's straight or not
She's bisexual as a matter of fact

She's smokin' hot. And that's all to it :)

On the other note, I came across this.



This is a print ad for a road safety campaign done in New Zealand. Pretty cool ey?

They wanted people to slow down when it rained. They used the conditions themselves (in this case, the rain) together with the roadside billboards to communicate the message.

So when it rained, beautiful portraits of people on billboards started to bleed.

Easter is usually the worst time of year for road accidents in New Zealand. The reason is the holiday rush combined with the first heavy rain after summer. The client wanted to remind people to “drive to the conditions”.

How successful was this campaign ad? For starters, no one died that year during Easter. No fatalities. Limiting to the area that this print was located of course.

Why can't Malaysia have cool ads like this? Pfft~