Chapter 9, sarcasm

Sarcasm is a useful tool don't you think? Best way to indirectly tell someone how you feel.
How bout this for kicks.. ;)

Have fun!

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You're a special person. There's no one like you out there. You're definitely 'one in a million'.

Fo says:

There are 6 billion people in the world. Which means, there are 6 000 people EXACTLY like you. So, d'you still feel special?

You do? Good for you :) You're 'special' indeed

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How bout this instead..

Try adding "If you know what I mean" to ANY sentence
Immediately, it sounds a tad bit off.

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Last one for the day...

"If you ever become a mother, can I have one of your puppies?"

Get it? ;) No? You bitch

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.