Friday, May 22, 2009

Chapter 10, labels


I hate them.

I don't understand why people do that at times.. Why is that?
People, are such detailed creatures.
Even in general, we are all so very different.
Yes, some of us share certain similarities.
But similarities should not explain us as a 'whole'
Similarities.. It's a part of you. It's not you.
Our differences set us apart.
You are you. As I am I.
I'm not like you.. In fact, I'm probably nothing like you.

If a man, was attracted to another man, does that make him gay?
Or is it just the laws of attraction that draws us to each other?
Attraction is just attraction. Like a feeling is just a feeling.
Is 'okay' a feeling?
Then why do we sometimes say, "I'm okay"?
I dunno.. Perhaps the guy was giving out really strong pheromones
And maybe the pheromones were misinterpreted
Creating mixed signals

I don't like writing too much.
Too many words can make things.. mundane.

Thank you for your time. Good luck with whatever the hell you were doing.


Saturday, May 9, 2009

Chapter 9, sarcasm


Sarcasm is a useful tool don't you think? Best way to indirectly tell someone how you feel.
How bout this for kicks.. ;)
Have fun!

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You're a special person. There's no one like you out there. You're definitely 'one in a million'.

Fo says:
There are 6 billion people in the world. Which means, there are 6 000 people EXACTLY like you. So, d'you still feel special?

You do? Good for you :) You're 'special' indeed

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How bout this instead..

Try adding "If you know what I mean" to ANY sentence
Immediately, it sounds a tad bit off.

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Last one for the day...

"If you ever become a mother, can I have one of your puppies?"

Get it? ;) No? You bitch

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.