Chapter 7, Facebook dalam BM

Pertama sekali, saya ingin mengatakan bahawa saya tidak mempunyai tanggapan yang buruk terhadap bahasa ibunda saya. Ini hanya pendapat saya tentang perbezaan Facebook jika diterjemahkan dalam BM. Dengan itu, saya ucapkan, selamat membaca! :)

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Daaamn son.. My BM is horrendous! HAHA!

Okay moving on..

Facebook in BM is the ugliest thing ever.

I just logged out. I was too confused.

I CAN'T NAVIGATE AROUND THE NEW LAYOUT

Nak tackle layout lama pun dah satu hal. Dia tukar lagiiiiii~

Haaaiiihhh...

"-.-

Anywho, I logged into my Facebook account, and what do you know..

It's in BM.

My eyes almost popped outta my head

I'm already having enough trouble analysing the new look.

Okay la tadahal la. I figured I should give it a go

Just to see whether it's user-friendly or not.

I was searching around...

Cari butang English, tak jumpa.

Cari butang 'Old Facebook', tak jumpa.

Tiba-tiba, something caught my eye.

"Sila lihat dinding ke dinding"

Perrrggghhhh.. buruk gila! Try saying that, tapi stress on the 'd' for the dinding..

DINDING KE DINDING

Serious shit tak lawa!

Okay okay, takpa..

Let it go.

Then, I clicked a few stuff.

*Click*

Okay, the usual. Komen..

*Click*

Halaman Utama

*Browsing, browsing*

'Suapan baru'

WHAT THE- ?

ooooohhhh.. News Feed.

Out of all the translated terms, my favourite has got to be...

'CUIT'

As in Poke

Poke Farhana.

Cuit Farhana.

Eeeeiiiii.. geli geli

Random moment; Geli mat mat maaat..

WATCH THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO!

HAHA! I swear this thing is HILARIOUS!

Continuing..

Cuba if MSN was in BM?

Nudge jadi apa?

GEGAR? USIK?

GEGAR Farhana.. USIK Farhana

Ya Allah.. Cannot cannot

I rest my case. Penat kerut dahi bukak Facebook tadi

Sekian.

p/s: If I knew the perfect word for 'cheers' in BM, I'd use that to end my post. Sapa tau 'cheers' in BM?